Cap Gun Collective is a creative supercollider fusing immeasurable passion with unlimited invention. It is a particle-charging, atom-smashing reality-maker, molding stupendous landscapes from the cosmic sludge, and sparking new worlds into creation from clouds of galactic dust—all before noon, eastern. We are not a sausage factory. We are a white-hearted starburst, a silver-crested wave, a rainbow-spouting thunder-king, ringed by ruby red comets, and flanked by golden strobe waterfalls. It is our mission to glitter, our purpose to resplend, our imperative to shimmer, lest our flame grows pale!